Hello!
...Uh, that's what the "Introductions" say to do anyways... Moving along, hello again, ladies and gentlemen of the court! My username is ThePizzaLovingTurtle, I was invited here one fateful day by the great reaper of souls author, Dread Angel, to join this lovely group. So, how would I explain what I exist here on this Earth for? Well...
-My gender is male.
-I am the author of a little story called, "The Bate Brothers' Adventures", (by the way don't search the story up using only the two "B" letter words, for future safety) a small story about two little Inkling brothers just walking around, doing stuff on... Well, adventures, of sorts.
-I'm actually much more... *cough* shy *cough* ...Than I let on. I can still take any criticism or stuff like that, but keep in mind I'm not a huge peoples' person.
-Due to my extreme exposure to the Internet, I can probably take any joke with a grain of salt. So there's that...
-Unless I can think up good ones on the spot, I tend to make lackluster jokes. Be warned!
-I'm a huge fan of video games, that's probably the easiest thing you can talk about with me. You know, Splatoon, Super Smash Bros., TF2, CS:GO, Pokemon, blah blah blah, you name it, I can most likely get along with you very well if you're a fan.
...I think that covers it. So how did I do? Once again, this is ThePizzaLovingTurtle, thanks for having me here!